I love to work with funny people. Patti Purcell, our COO, outdid herself yesterday at the MTLC unConference. Here's the scene:
Venture Capitalist, with British accent, casually meeting Patti for the first time:
So what do you do?
Patti starts to answer him, but the man immediately begins scanning the room, not listening to a word she says.
Patti changes tack and says,
Basically I spend most of the day plucking eyeballs off of baby dolls.
Mr. VC nodded vaguely, and wandered off. A nearby bystander said,
What did you just say??
I, myself, FOMCALMAO. (Google it.)