When my colleagues told me about Hanky Panky thongs and their one-size-fits-all sizing, I frowned in disbelief. You see, they’re somewhere around size two. And depending on the season, I’m what you get when you multiply two by a number greater than five, sometimes greater than seven.
So I couldn’t really figure out how it would work. How could the same bit of lacy fabric stretch around my hips, and stay up around theirs?
But yes, through some phenomenal feat of lingerie engineering, this thong fits… all of us.
And now that I’ve stopped frowning, I’m smiling. Because not only does it fit, it flatters. And it looks good under clothes (no visible panty lines, no creeping up above the waistband), and it feels good. Actually, I don’t feel it AT ALL when I’m wearing it, and I think that’s the whole point.