These sassy name plates feature multiple options for mantras, titles, and just plain cheeky sayings that are sure to raise a chuckle (and perhaps an eyebrow) at the office. The laser-etched phrases slide into metal desk stands and proclaim your new role or philosophy loud and proud. With a retro office feel, they resemble traditional name plates—but with a modern, edgy twist. Pick one that best suits you, or grab some for fearless friends, cool coworkers, and bemuse-able bosses.