He Said, She Said brings the art of sarcasm straight to your desk. Maker Valerie Safran noticed how funny, to-the-point products were a consistent hit in the shop she worked in. By taking ideas that people have—but rarely say aloud—and emblazoning them onto name plates, she knew she had a keeper on her hands.

These sassy name plates feature multiple options for mantras, titles, and just plain cheeky sayings that are sure to raise a chuckle (and perhaps an eyebrow) at the office. The laser-etched phrases slide into metal desk stands and proclaim your new role or philosophy loud and proud. With a retro office feel, they resemble traditional name plates—but with a modern, edgy twist. Pick one that best suits you, or grab some for fearless friends, cool coworkers, and bemuse-able bosses.